The Armed Republic of Auztraloupe is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 375 million Auztralans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sydney. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Auztralan economy, worth 15.5 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,355 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auztraloupe's national animal is the Kangaroo.

Auztraloupe is ranked 222,573^rd in the world and 4,730^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.