The Leftist Cat Hegemony of Omniscient Washing Machine is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.165 billion Omniscient Washing Machineans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Omniscient Washing Machinean economy, worth 429 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,203 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omniscient Washing Machine's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Omniscient Washing Machine is ranked 57,119^th in the world and 9^th in One in a Million for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 47.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.