The Biblically Accurate Apostate of Omni is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Victoria Aithbitt Helix-Caelorum with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.031 billion Omnis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aithbittarika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.

The Omni economy, worth 232 trillion aurum tokens a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,125 aurum tokens, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, discarded pennies litter the streets, immigrants who don't like the taste of Omni Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omni's national animal is the Rising Aith, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Holy Aithbitt Supremacy.

Omni is ranked 264,476^th in the world and 1^st in Three Guys for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.93 percentage of bribes refused.