The BoSS protector of Omiliter Obre Islands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyorgia Vasentius with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, devout population of 16.823 billion Kyorgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. The average income tax rate is 59.5%.

The thriving Kyorgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,618 Deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Kyorgian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omiliter Obre Islands's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Raiderism.

Omiliter Obre Islands is ranked 75,825^th in the world and 1^st in Brotherhood of Shadows for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,824.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.