
| Population | 22.403 billion |
| Capital | Mesopotamia |
| Leader | Sovereign |
| Faith | Melchizedek Order |
| Currency | gold coins |
| Animal | Dove |
The Republic of Omaha Utopia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.403 billion Omaha Utopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Omaha Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,580 trillion gold coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 293,745 gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 830,348 per year while the poor average 83,138, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
Greased palms have made Sovereign's office smell like gravy, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omaha Utopia's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.
Omaha Utopia is ranked 282,785th in the world and 4th in Ancient for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -94.42 on the Hayek Index.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Omaha Utopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Environmental Treaty".
- : Following new legislation in
Omaha Utopia, the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily.
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Omaha Utopia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in
Omaha Utopia, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Following new legislation in
Omaha Utopia, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
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Omaha Utopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in
Omaha Utopia, greased palms have made Sovereign's office smell like gravy.
- : Following new legislation in
Omaha Utopia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in
Omaha Utopia, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms.
- : Following new legislation in
Omaha Utopia, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit.





























































