The Republic of Omaha South is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.309 billion Omaha Southians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Omaha Southian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Gold coins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,490 Gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,622 per year while the poor average 25,431, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omaha South's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Melchizedek.

Omaha South is ranked 25,182^nd in the world and 7^th in Ancient for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.82 law-abiding acts per hour.