The State of Olympic Deschutes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.21 billion Olympic Deschutesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The all-consuming Olympic Deschutesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,725 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,613 per year while the poor average 8,163, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Olympic Deschutes in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Olympic Deschutes's national religion, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and The Governor is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Olympic Deschutes's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Olympic Deschutes is ranked 268,410^th in the world and 8^th in Buenos Aires for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.71 law-abiding acts per hour.