The Queen's State of Olithan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 34.015 billion Olithanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Olithanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,318 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,885 per year while the poor average 7,143, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Deers are considered a delicacy, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and Olithan has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Olithan's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Olithan is ranked 145,962^nd in the world and 1^st in Olithan for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 407.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.