The Nirvana of Olinne is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council of Togetherness with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.533 billion Olinneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Olinnean economy, worth 121 trillion Olinne dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 21,921 Olinne dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, and O-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olinne's national animal is the oryx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Enlightenment.

Olinne is ranked 64,907^th in the world and 9^th in Key Results Union for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.