The Holy Empire of Old Order Of Bubba is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor The Red Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.687 billion Bubbans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of minas morgul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Old Order Of Bubban economy, worth a remarkable 2,923 trillion Bubba coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 336,526 Bubba coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, 90% of active duty OOOBAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Order Of Bubba's national animal is the Lesser Bubba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bubbism.

Old Order Of Bubba is ranked 322,597^th in the world and 23^rd in The Eternal Order for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -11.4 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.