The Holy Empire of Old Order Of Bubba is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor The Red Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.692 billion Bubbans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of minas morgul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Old Order Of Bubban economy, worth a remarkable 2,927 trillion Bubba coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 336,818 Bubba coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

90% of active duty OOOBAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Order Of Bubba's national animal is the Lesser Bubba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bubbism.

Old Order Of Bubba is ranked 330,510^th in the world and 23^rd in The Eternal Order for Nicest Citizens, with 0.14 average smiles per day.