The United Socialist States of Olanzapinia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 516 million Olanzapinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labyrinthus Hallucinationum. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Olanzapinian economy, worth 61.0 trillion Sedations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,159 Sedations, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is proudly free of crabs, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olanzapinia's national animal is the Jackalope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Olanzapinia is ranked 21,747^th in the world and 1^st in Euravia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,188.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.