The Holy Empire of Okhstran is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 518 million Okhstranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groebladt. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Okhstranian economy, worth 32.6 trillion Makhlrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,849 Makhlrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, it's all white elephants on parade, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Okhstran's national animal is the Lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Okhstran is ranked 119,026th in the world and 3rd in Transatlantic Treaty Organisation for Highest Average Incomes, with 62,849.93 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Okhstran, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in
Okhstran, it's all white elephants on parade.
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Okhstran was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in
Okhstran, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
- : Following new legislation in
Okhstran, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
- : Following new legislation in
Okhstran, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in
Okhstran, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in
Okhstran, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
- : Following new legislation in
Okhstran, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense.
- : Following new legislation in
Okhstran, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.







