The Loyal Squire of Ohtar is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.017 billion Ohtarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The very strong Ohtarian economy, worth 580 trillion Mithrils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 64,423 Mithrils, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,954 per year while the poor average 9,695, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, all beauty contests have been banned, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ohtar's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ohtar is ranked 247,516^th in the world and 7^th in Gladden Fields for Safest, scoring 31.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.