The Empire of Oguanili is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 23 million Oguanilians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Defense, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The Oguanilian economy, worth 1.28 trillion 1 billions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 55,841 1 billions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, military spending recently hit a new high, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and the Oguanili City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oguanili's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oguanili is ranked 101,566^th in the world and 2,225^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.