The Helping Hand of Ogmanta is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 29.628 billion Ogmantans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ogmantan economy, worth 896 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,265 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and owls are considered a delicacy. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ogmanta's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ogmanta is ranked 201,677^th in the world and 1^st in Omnitellus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.95 on the Bus Surprisal Index.