The Queendom of Oghmaigh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.994 billion Oghmaighians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The thriving Oghmaighian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,700 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,241 per year while the poor average 11,769, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear and voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oghmaigh's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oghmaigh is ranked 116,126^th in the world and 6^th in The Six Counties of Ulster for Most Primitive, scoring -31.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.