The Capitalist Utopia of Official McDonalds Nation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chris Kempczinski with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.452 billion Customers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Bernardino. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The all-consuming McDonalds Golden Arch Card Carrier economy, worth 144 trillion MacCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,519 MacCoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 908,270 per year while the poor average 1,205, a ratio of 753 to 1.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Official McDonalds Nation's national animal is the Grimace, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Official McDonalds Nation is ranked 1,353^rd in the world and 1^st in Messengers of Annihilation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 18,118.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.