The Republic of Offend Maggie is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 18 million Offend Maggieans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Offend Maggiean economy, worth 454 billion units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,197 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Offend Maggie's national animal is the unit.

Offend Maggie is ranked 122,365^th in the world and 30^th in Distorted Memories for Smartest Citizens, with 33.38 quips per hour.