The Republic of Oder-Land is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Wolfgang Müller with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.784 billion Oder-Landianer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eisenhüttenstadt. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oder-Landianerisch economy, worth a remarkable 2,635 trillion Spreetalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,179 Spreetalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fate of the world literally rests on Wolfgang Müller's fingers, moonshine has made a resurgence, when their backs are against the walls Oder-Landianer look out for gay men, and the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oder-Land's national animal is the Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oder-Land is ranked 2,971^st in the world and 1^st in Deutschland for Most Developed, scoring 97.26 on the Human Development Index.