The Republic of Oder-Land is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Wolfgang Müller with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.94 billion Oder-Landianer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eisenhüttenstadt. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Oder-Landianerisch economy, worth a remarkable 2,650 trillion Spreetalers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,143 Spreetalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, Wolfgang Müller's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and a Deutschland Tourist Association survey has rated Oder-Land #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oder-Land's national animal is the Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oder-Land is ranked 6,765^th in the world and 4^th in Deutschland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,134.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.