The Kingdom of Octopunch is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.759 billion Octopunchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Octopunchian economy, worth 161 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 42,940 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Octopunch's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Octopunch is ranked 166,137^th in the world and 7^th in Aichi for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,334.73 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.