The Colony of Ocean-mndf is a small, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 40 million Ocean-mndfians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ocean-mndfian economy, worth 1.55 trillion minecraft resourceses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,654 minecraft resourceses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ocean-mndf's national animal is the creeper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ocean-mndf is ranked 20,459^th in the world and 4^th in Hartfelden for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 2 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.