The Federal Republic of Occuped Red Zone is a small, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20 million Red Eunionisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Occuped Red Zonean economy, worth 621 billion Quardzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,080 Quardzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Occuped Red Zone's national animal is the French Magpie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Occuped Red Zone is ranked 233,770^th in the world and 980^th in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.