The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 14 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.192 billion Oaks 14ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oaks 14ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion planets a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 107,354 planets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,923 per year while the poor average 29,909, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Oaks 14ian ambassadors, smoking is banned in public areas, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oaks 14's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oaks 14 is ranked 113,107^th in the world and 3,755^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -29.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.