The Free Land of Oakmere is a very large, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 222 million Oakmereans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Oakmerean economy, worth 13.6 trillion Doubloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,137 Doubloons, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter. Crime is relatively low. Oakmere's national animal is the Polar Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Oakmere is ranked 127,621^st in the world and 1^st in Amonovia for Highest Average Incomes, with 61,137.38 Standard Monetary Units.