Population | 26.948 billion |
Capital | Honolulu |
Leader | Dick Blandishment |
Faith | The Order of Violet |
Currency | kala |
Animal | tower crane |
The People's Republic of Oahu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dick Blandishment with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 26.948 billion Oahuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Oahuan economy, worth a remarkable 5,588 trillion kalas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,395 kalas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, artists are pillars of society, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, and lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oahu's national animal is the tower crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.
Oahu is ranked 43,122nd in the world and 3rd in Oahu for Most Stationary, with 1,029.59241050488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Oahu, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms.
- : Following new legislation in Oahu, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Oahu, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Oahu, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in Oahu, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Oahu, they say that Oahuans made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in Oahu, Oahuans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Oahu, visiting the best Oahuan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Oahu, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Oahu, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Oahu has found 4 easter eggs).