The Republic of Oaeui is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Frank Mercedes with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 15.687 billion Oaeuians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Spartia. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Oaeuian economy, worth 615 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 39,254 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the official Oaeuian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oaeui's national animal is the leopard and its national religion is Buddhism.

Oaeui is ranked 269,873^rd in the world and 3^rd in euoia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.59 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.