The Nomadic Peoples of Oae is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Demetrios Ungaro with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.419 billion Oaeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senen. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,075 trillion Aleos a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,632 Aleos, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, and sick Oaeans are hair today and gone tomorrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oae's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Church of Oae.

Oae is ranked 101,791^st in the world and 2^nd in Summer Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.82 law-abiding acts per hour.