The Republic of O Malley is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working population of 1.592 billion O Malleyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The O Malleyian economy, worth 90.0 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,508 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. O Malley's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

O Malley is ranked 67,980^th in the world and 296^th in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,020.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.