The State of O J Mondo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.838 billion O J Mondoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong O J Mondoan economy, worth 532 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,281 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,637 per year while the poor average 9,297, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. O J Mondo's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

O J Mondo is ranked 267,807^th in the world and 9^th in Bloemfontein for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.29 law-abiding acts per hour.