The Kingdom of Nymburg is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 970 million Nymburgians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eemshaven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The thriving Nymburgian economy, worth 69.3 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 71,473 Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 447,086 per year while the poor average 4,853, a ratio of 92.1 to 1.

Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, the public transport system has been eliminated, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, and the Nymburgian government is the world's largest NGO. Crime is moderate. Nymburg's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nymburg is ranked 296,164^th in the world and 7^th in Thing for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 30.85 on the Kitten Softness Rating.