The Principality of Nyannar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince George with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.323 billion Nyannarians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The thriving Nyannarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,341 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 55,134 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, gun ownership is compulsory, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nyannar's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nyannar is ranked 232,666^th in the world and 2^nd in Rival Region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.92 kickbacks per hour.