The Hehhehe nyaaa of Nyakasta13 is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.751 billion Nyakasta13ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.4%.

The all-consuming Nyakasta13ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion 9003s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,528 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, the Nyakasta13ian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyakasta13's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nyakasta13 is ranked 69,656^th in the world and 1,500^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Average Incomes, with 95,528.29 Standard Monetary Units.