The Keypad Enabling Methods of Numlock is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.812 billion Numlockians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Numlock City. The average income tax rate is 64.7%.

The powerhouse Numlockian economy, worth a remarkable 1,913 trillion somethings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,583 somethings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Numlock's national animal is the something else, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Numlock is ranked 226,853^rd in the world and 3^rd in Aneyoru Pack for Nudest, with 93.5 cheeks per square mile.