Most Valuable International Artwork: 126thHighest Crime Rates: 1,915thMost Avoided: 3,079th
The Fuerzas Armadas of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Viva la IPP
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Numero Capitan

Population20.796 billion


Currencygold dim bar

The Fuerzas Armadas of Numero Capitan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.796 billion Capitans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuca. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Numero Capitanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,415 trillion gold dim bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 116,157 gold dim bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,797 per year while the poor average 17,786, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Numero Capitan's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Numero Capitan is ranked 111,761st in the world and 5th in 00000 A World Power for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,982.25 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 126thHighest Crime Rates: 1,915thTop
Most Avoided: 3,079thLargest Retail Industry: 3,423rdLargest Black Market: 5,370thMost Secular: 5,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,239thMost Armed: 6,667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,424thHighest Economic Output: 7,711thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,218thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,469thLargest Populations: 9,564thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,490thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,015thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,395thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,704thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15,033rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,326thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,986thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,005thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,448thMost Influential: 22,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,232ndMost Developed: 25,391st

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