The Kingdom of Nueva Val Verde is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Isabella II with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 24.711 billion Nueva Valverdeños have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanza Del Sol. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nueva Valverdeño economy, worth a remarkable 2,377 trillion NNV pesetas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,224 NNV pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Lanza Del Sol for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nueva Val Verde's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Victoria Vitae ecclesia.

Nueva Val Verde is ranked 44,285^th in the world and 3^rd in Union Hispanica for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,132.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.