The Republic of Nuars is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.27 billion Nuarsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palmes. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuarsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,407 trillion Pessetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,134 Pessetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, a light breeze is enough to make Leader fold, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuars's national animal is the sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nuars is ranked 60,802^nd in the world and 1^st in Solidaritat for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,282.75 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.