The 5 Pro Bowls and 2 SB Wins of NT Casey Hampton is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Casey Hampton with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.284 billion NT Casey Hamptonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittsburgh. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong NT Casey Hamptonian economy, worth 215 trillion tackles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,215 tackles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the Federal Council of NT Casey Hampton has been announced as the new Head of State, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. NT Casey Hampton's national animal is the Longhorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is One for the Other Thumb.

NT Casey Hampton is ranked 114,086^th in the world and 335^th in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Smartest Citizens, with 34.44 quips per hour.