The Jingoistic States of NS cards is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.7 billion NS cardsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Spirituality are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 23.7%.

The NS cardsian economy, worth 214 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,553 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NS cards's national animal is the Kitsune.

NS cards is ranked 140,808^th in the world and 2^nd in Cthonia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,631.1 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.