The Starchamber of NPIA Paramilitary Division is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grosseschnauzer with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.083 billion NPIA Paramilitary Divisionians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TresVille. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong NPIA Paramilitary Divisionian economy, worth 137 trillion North Pacific Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,953 North Pacific Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,100 per year while the poor average 17,390, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

The government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. NPIA Paramilitary Division's national animal is the Rubenian Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rubenist Flemingovianism.

NPIA Paramilitary Division is ranked 248,975^th in the world and 182^nd in Voidwolf for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.