The Colony of NPE33 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.666 billion NPE33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The NPE33ian economy, worth 399 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,078 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. NPE33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

NPE33 is ranked 278,536^th in the world and 1^st in New Persian Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.