Largest Populations: 8,930thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,635thMost Authoritarian: 14,124th
The Righteous Sentence of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Noxiousiana

Population24.402 billion

Currency$$
Animal^-^

The Righteous Sentence of Noxiousiana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 24.402 billion Noxiousianans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Noxiousianan economy, worth a remarkable 1,488 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,016 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noxiousiana's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noxiousiana is ranked 170,612th in the world and 2nd in union of fascists for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 33,863.99 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Populations: 8,930thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,635thMost Authoritarian: 14,124thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 18,377thLargest Black Market: 19,380thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,356thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,452nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noxiousiana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Noxiousiana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Noxiousiana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Noxiousiana, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Noxiousiana, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Noxiousiana, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Noxiousiana, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Noxiousiana, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Noxiousiana, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in Noxiousiana, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Noxiousiana.

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