The Municipality of Noveleta is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.241 billion Noveletans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Noveletan economy, worth 420 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 51,046 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Noveleta's national animal is the eagle.

Noveleta is ranked 11,561^st in the world and 2^nd in Cavite for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,987.12 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.