The Kingdom of Nova Opava is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 10.034 billion Nova Opavans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Nova Opavan economy, worth 279 trillion Czech korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,821 Czech korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Leader's new moniker, Leader is the self-declared God of all Nova Opava, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Opava's national animal is the Silesian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nova Opava is ranked 224,158^th in the world and 2^nd in Czech Silesia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.11 percentage of bribes refused.