The Republic of Nova Christianum is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President John Davis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.185 billion Nova Christiani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of His Holiness Christ Jesus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Christiania economy, worth a remarkable 6,622 trillion Novum dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 385,383 Novum dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,144,938 per year while the poor average 34,639, a ratio of 61.9 to 1.

Economics is a shrinking field, genetic researchers have been expelled, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Nova Christianum's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Nova Christianum.

Nova Christianum is ranked 520^th in the world and 1^st in Osakaland for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 120,892.37 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.