The Commonwealth of Nova Ceuta is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 734 million Nova Ceutans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valudz. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nova Ceutsian economy, worth 41.9 trillion Moedas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,087 Moedas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", and Nova Ceuta is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Ceuta's national animal is the Golden Eagle.

Nova Ceuta is ranked 323,948^th in the world and 81^st in Lone Wolves United for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.