The Republic of Nova cabinda is a large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 110 million Nova cabindans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The Nova cabindan economy, worth 6.47 trillion zipis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,806 zipis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, surveillance cameras are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nova cabinda's national animal is the boborleta, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nova cabinda is ranked 305,495^th in the world and 717^th in Concord for Largest Black Market, with 12.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.