The Kingdom of Nova Brno is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 9.832 billion Nova Brnoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nova Brnoan economy, worth 413 trillion Czech korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,042 Czech korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Nova Brno, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Nova Brno, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Nova Brno. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Brno's national animal is the Moravian Eagle.

Nova Brno is ranked 151,815^th in the world and 2^nd in Kingdom of Moravia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.