The Dominion of Noths is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.563 billion Nothsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nothsian economy, worth 843 trillion Nuts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,349 Nuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetarianism is compulsory, Noths's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and a major religion has been named as Noths's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noths's national animal is the nightowl and its national religion is a major religion.

Noths is ranked 84,361^st in the world and 4,609^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,455.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.