The Happy-Go-Lucky Pacifists of Not Orcuo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by the Peace Loving Commune Council Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.513 billion Not Orcuans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Cozy Pillow Fort of Comfort and Rest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The all-consuming Non Orcuan economy, worth 583 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 89,640 Bottle Caps, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, rumor has it that the Peace Loving Commune Council Leader has won three lotteries in a row, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Not Orcuo's national animal is the Teddy Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Peace and Harmony.

Not Orcuo is ranked 97,819^th in the world and 1^st in Not Orcuo for Largest Black Market, with 2.58 trillion Standard Monetary Units.