The Holy Empire of Not holy enough is a very large, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 407 million Not holy enoughians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saltings City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Not holy enoughian economy, worth 41.4 trillion Soviets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,693 Soviets, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

A referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Not holy enoughians any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not holy enough's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Not holy enough is ranked 203,737^th in the world and 4^th in The Polygonium for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.6 percentage of bribes refused.